THIS JUST IN - AT 7:24 A.M. ET: 

AMMAN, Jordan (AP) -- A meeting of Arab doctors in Jordan looking into lingering suspicions that longtime Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was poisoned has been postponed.

Jordanian heart surgeon Abdullah al-Bashir said Thursday that due to the short notice, most of the doctors could not attend.

COMMENT:  This is a worldwide problem, isn't it?  You can never get a conspiracy theorist when you need one.  But this will all be changed by Barack Obama's national conspiracy-theorist plan, under which conspiracy theorists will be on call 24/7.  You may not be able to choose your own theorist, but at least you know there'll be someone there to confirm your fears.  That's change we can believe in.

April 2, 2009